”I am the lost princess, aren’t I?”
what if websites had closing hours
i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa this is really hot”
im a social vegan
i avoid meet
too little too late
when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.